I dont really mind Cheryl Cole that much....
...but i think this is classic.

twitter.com/CherylKerl
(Grove is the collector of WOO and hoarder of YAY, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:00, 8 replies)

Fucking brilliant.
"Thor aall seyin tha Beyonce's got six Grannies. That's mentil leik faw evreebuddy knas ye can ernly have two man pet. Bonkaz!"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:09, closed)

Agreed
I've been a follower for a while now and find myself quoting it around tesco. My fave was at christmas and said Ah'll have te spend the rest a the holidee doon the gym! Ash got uz te eat a heul Malteazah an nothin's ganna fit uz now!
( Peej, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:15, closed)

Fucking Awesome
I blew snot out of my nose at work with laughter
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)

I like this recent one:
Went oot faw dinnah last neet an Ash had Buffaleu wings startah, Ah didden even kna tha buffaleus can flay leik man, amazin!
( Rolypoly Has decided, by decree, that todays date will be, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)

Funny as fcku!

"Divvint yiz think planes is just kinda leik buses tha gans up in the oar? Except the divvint have two tha comes at once leik."
(dchurch bah, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:24, closed)

Holy fuck.
Breathtaking and insanely funny. So funny it reads like a piss take. Fuck. Mindblowing.
(Dellamorte Dellamore Fuck it all, fuck it up, fuck it., Sat 6 Feb 2010, 1:44, closed)

ha ha!
top tweeting!
( finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 11:00, closed)

Brilliant
Simply brilliant!. Not laughed so much in ages. Thank you!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:57, closed)