sarah jessica parker
well, i don't hate her because she's not very different from many other famous actresses... what irritates me is her lack of attractiveness. not that's she even ugly. she looks ... like a normal middle aged woman. with limited acting ability ... better than some but not as good as others. so the question i put to you is ... what is she for? she's everywhere but she serves no aesthetic, intellectual or entertainment function... she is aggravatingly pointless.
(ladyintheradiator, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 0:26, 7 replies)

She exists to show that.........
we should not cross-breed peoples with horses....it does not end well.
(gbird is still waiting for her smoked kippers...., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 0:31, closed)

You haven't seen LA Story...
^_^ have a google about. She was a sprightly youngun then, and certainly humpable.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 0:31, closed)

Neighhhhhhhhh
Do you love horses? Are they your friends?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:22, closed)

Oh yes she certainly was
Lovely. But then so was the boef bourguingnon I made last week, but the leftovers I've had mouldering in the fridge since last Monday don't look so good now.
( Scrumper, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:04, closed)

Hear hear!
Ditto Meryl Streep. Not attractice, not an especially good actor, crap at accents (seriously, Americans are always telling me she does dialects so well, but pursing your lips and saying "Det dinko took mine baypy" is not Australian!) and as we saw recently with the thoroughly shite Mama Mia* can't sing. She's proof positive that American cinema MUST have a current leading man and lady and when nobody is up to the task they just pick anyone and claim its him/her. Point in case, John bloody Malkovich. Flat delivery, same vacant eyed look, just blah.

*Never wanted to fall into a coma so much in my life. I actually cringed all the way through the bits I didn't walk out on. I remember at one point looking at the roof and willing a plane to come crashing in, just to give me an excuse to run out. And yes, I realise the logical answer was to just leave, but something kept me there... I just can't leave a bad film...
( difficultchild, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 3:06, closed)

Careful, you might have upset her
Sarah, why the long face?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:36, closed)

Ugly? Neigh.
Ah come on, she's outstanding in her field, and I'm sure many people would love to ride her.

sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 18:39, closed)