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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Every stripper scene in a movie...

Every time a woman kicked ass and took names on tv, posing afterward covered in blood and bosom heaving...

Every cheap and tawdry sex scene in some back alley, motel room or prostitute laden opium house...

My father would say "And that boys, was how I met your mother."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:30, 5 replies)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 15:31, closed)
I might steal this to warp the mind of my own offspring.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, closed)
This is going to be me in a few years time!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 19:05, closed)
When I was 12
My dad got me out of bed at midnight and sat me down on the couch to watch Fritz the Cat with the immortal line

"This was the first animated porn I ever saw with your mother."

For years I was left wondering how much other animated porn they'd seen together and when I was going to be fetched out of bed in the middle of the night to see it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 3:55, closed)
Your dad sounds like a riot...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 8:40, closed)

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