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Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Strange Aunt
My mum and her sister fell out years ago. My Aunt had a really weird alternative lifestyle that my mother didn’t agree with. Whereas my side of the family is what you’d call ‘normal’ my Dad has a responsible job and we live in a nice house and have a car – normal things.

I suppose I had quite a privileged up bringing, private school loads of gifts at Christmas and on my birthday, basically, I wanted for nothing, which if you are living an ‘alternative’ existence, it must look a bit weird seeing so many material possessions, but what some people consider excessive, others consider normal.

I didn’t know much about my Aunt (who is sadly dead now, car crash) other than she married a bloke she was at school with and had a son who was the complete opposite to me (I’m a bit of a porker if I’m honest)

My late Aunts son came to stay with us a for a while but we didn’t really get on, all he wanted to do was to play with sticks and study owls.

Dudley.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:08, closed)
I am actually from dudley.
And I don't get this...
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:30, closed)
you and the rest of the muggles...

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:27, closed)
You had me hook line and sinker
Tell Harry to get a fucking haircut

*click*
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:41, closed)
you had me
and that upsets me..
i feel.... stupid :(

go get your soul stolen by dementors
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:43, closed)
I
admit it. I fell for it. Then I laughed. Then I clicked.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:08, closed)
I caught the 'signature' first
But it was still good for a giggle. This is my favourite faux-post so far.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:01, closed)
I too fell for this
right until the name at the end, when it suddenly 'clicked'.

Well played :)
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:41, closed)
.
Bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard *click* bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard.

That is all.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:07, closed)
Top notch, sir.

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:55, closed)
It was not till the owls
then I got it

Have a click
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(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:22, closed)

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