Strange Aunt
My mum and her sister fell out years ago. My Aunt had a really weird alternative lifestyle that my mother didn’t agree with. Whereas my side of the family is what you’d call ‘normal’ my Dad has a responsible job and we live in a nice house and have a car – normal things.

I suppose I had quite a privileged up bringing, private school loads of gifts at Christmas and on my birthday, basically, I wanted for nothing, which if you are living an ‘alternative’ existence, it must look a bit weird seeing so many material possessions, but what some people consider excessive, others consider normal.

I didn’t know much about my Aunt (who is sadly dead now, car crash) other than she married a bloke she was at school with and had a son who was the complete opposite to me (I’m a bit of a porker if I’m honest)

My late Aunts son came to stay with us a for a while but we didn’t really get on, all he wanted to do was to play with sticks and study owls.

Dudley.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:08, 10 replies)

I am actually from dudley.
And I don't get this...
(syz, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:30, closed)

you and the rest of the muggles...

(bobming, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:27, closed)

you had me
and that upsets me..
i feel.... stupid :(

go get your soul stolen by dementors
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 17:43, closed)

I
admit it. I fell for it. Then I laughed. Then I clicked.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 18:08, closed)

I caught the 'signature' first
But it was still good for a giggle. This is my favourite faux-post so far.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:01, closed)

I too fell for this
right until the name at the end, when it suddenly 'clicked'.

Well played :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 19:41, closed)

.
Bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard *click* bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard.

That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 9:07, closed)

Top notch, sir.

(anvil, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:55, closed)

It was not till the owls
then I got it

Have a click
.
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:22, closed)