Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Rocky HorrorHalloween 1990. Midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Was still a Rocky virgin, believe it or not.
Me (a bloke), dressed in my GFs black leather skirt, black hose (made my legs look like uncooked bratwurst links) and a 44 DD bra stuffed with socks. I still had hair then, so my bangs got teased up, red lipstick, eye shadow, eye liner, the whole deal. At the door, they were padding people down to prevent contraband. Men patting men, women patting women. I got padded by a woman (yessss!). When I asked her if she wanted to check my purse, she freaked and waved me inside. I had a lot of people fooled that night. "Holy shit!" one guy yelled, incredulous, "you, you got balls!"
My girlfriend kept reaching up my skirt. "Wow!" she said, "now I know why you guys like these skirts! Grrrrooooowe!!" "Stop that!" I'd say and slap at her hand.
I had so much fun that night! But there are pictures somewhere, so now I can't run for President (aw shucks).
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 21:11,
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