Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Fancy dress? What now?Went to a fancy dress party for Hallowe'en last year. No one told me it was fancy dress until it was too late(bit of a hanger-on back then).
Luckily for me I had my russian hat. Complete with those luminous stripes cyclists wear velcroed to it. Yes, I'm a bit of an attention seeker*. Turned up at the door, fancy dress! Shit.
What am I, you say?
...A luminous russian.
Pure genius.
This is the hat that had a lesbian hat experience** with the (oh so shexy) host. At the top of her lungs.
A friend went as a robber. Wore all black, burnt a cork and rubbed it on his face. It was a bit shit. People kept asking whether he was meant to be "a dirty man?". I was the cool. He was a twonk.
Prize went to the guy dressed as the Pope though. Nothing like being greeted by the Pope clutching a bottle of vodka and yelling "I'm tha muthafucken POPE!" before collapsing in a chair.
*Someone actually shook my hand AND MEANT IT in Salisbury because of my hat!
**I still giggle when I wear the hat. It's my fave.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 0:05, Reply)
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