Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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How not to pull ladiesWent to a fancy dress party early on in my uni days. I wore some load of crap that could easily be discarded for the purpose of moving on to a night on the town later. My friend who came with me, however, went all out to win the "most crass outfit of the year prize". He donned an outfit entirely of red clothing, with several packets of Minstrel chocolates stapled to his shirt and carrying two unattached bicycle wheels. When he explained to any lady he spoke to that he was the "Menstrual Cycle" any chance he had of pulling rapidly disappeared. I seem to remember he gathered a couple of slaps for his trouble too. It wasn't even that funny a gag.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 4:37, Reply)
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