
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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One of my ex's mum was a seamstress and had been in business a whole year. To mark this occasion she got a load of people to dress in her costumes and parade about the town. There were so many fun costumes to choose from but to I was asked to wear what can only be described as a tudor fop outfit and in an attempt to score browny points accepted. The ex's brother picked the gorrila suit and spent a fun afternoon running around, climbing up things and picking fleas from passers by. His missus picked another period costume with a long flowing dress which sadly some stepped on the back of, got pulled off there feet and smased up most of there front teeth leaving a nice bloody pile of tooth bits on the floor. My gorilla envy ended a little later as well after the ex's brother removed the monkey suit and poured out a large amount of sweat.
( , Fri 13 Jan 2006, 14:44, Reply)
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