Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Ozzfestwent to a fancy dress party for some public schoolgirl dressed as Ozzy. Big silver cross, sleeveless tshirt, "Ozzy" written on my knuckles, wig, round glasses. None of my friends dressed up but fortunately a lot of the public school arseholes had so I didn't stand out that bad.
Shit, Shit Shit Tripleshit party. It had a bloody bouncy castle, an unironic bouncy castle as half of the people present where under twelve dispite it being a seventeenth. The buffet consisted of Crisps. Fucking hundreds of crisps. Nothing else, just pringles, doritos, walkers, crisps crisps fucking crisps as far as the eye could see, and every flavour of pop ever.
So, we got a crate of lager and some weed together, and sat in the back getting pissed and stoned.
Unfortunately, when I was stoned I suddenly decided I was gay. I wasn't, but I decided to behave like a complete mincing homosexual, and I was *very* convincing, It was the greatest bit of method acting in the history of the world ever. I had a slight, underplayed lisp, I ran with just a little more ass-swish than usual etc.
Unfortunately, swaithes of the people there were actually from my stupid chav school, so lots of the lower-downs were utterly convinced I was gay and gave me constant cheek for the rest of my schooldays, and considered my fat, beer-swilling, cigar chomping red blooded heterosexual majesty to be but an act to save face. Bastards
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 18:15, Reply)
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