Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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party ofmy (now ex.. bitch!) girlfriends' mate. Fancy dress. Fucking easy, I thought. Throw on me hakama (*sigh* - those flappy skirt trousers that samurai wear. you wear them for kendo), push me sword through me belt and go as a samurai. Don't even need to buy a costume! All the girls going as the highly original and never-before-been-done-to-death "goth fairy"? Magic! They'll be hot, and my costume will look miles better by comparison! :D Yeah? Yeah?
No.
Walk through the door to face a dozen trendies all sat, plainly clothed, drinks in hands, looking totally nonplussed.
Hostess: "Oh, did we forget to tell you it wasn't fancy dress any more?" Retard.
Girlfriend promptly slips off her £1 from the pound shop fairy wings and blends right in.
One of the trendies pipes up: "Look! He's come as a chinaman!"
The night went downhill from there...
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 4:10, Reply)
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