Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Eeeek!When I was younger I worked in a "restaurant" (I use the term loosely, as did they) that stayed open quite late, and was consequently quite popular with the inebriated populace when the pubs shut.
In an attempt to disguise the fact that they'd rostered you on to work New Year's Eve they made it a fancy dress night for the staff. I think Christmas-induced alcohol poisoning had temporarily disabled my good taste gland, because I got the idea of turning up in drag. A bra, blouse an skirt was procured from various female relatives, and one enthusiastic cousin gave me a good plucking, applied false nails and make-up that would do a geshia proud.
Let me assure you that there are much better ways to welcome the new year in than being propositioned and pinched on the ass by pissed patrons.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 6:35,
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