Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Halloween in my area is notoriously cheapTo my shame I've been a party to it.
One year I attempted to get a costume ready a few weeks beforehand, wanting to beat my friends of course and win a few cool points. But I fudged it, badly.
The paper mache "Predator" mask was still wet from the painting by the time Halloween night came around. Watercolours eh? Who knew they'd run in the rain. The lumpy substance covering my head after an hour of soaking resembled a giant white turd and my mates had great fun pulling off the imitation dreadlocks.
The rest of my costume consisted of a black bin bag...
Which I tied around my face to become a makeshift "ninja" regaining only a small amount of credibility.
I still made a tenner from gullible old people though.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 19:06, Reply)
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