Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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I went to a hospital party dressed as a dirty old manIt was held in the theatre basement before all the PC bastards took the fun of of health work.
I was wearing an overcoat from the charity stall
and had the cut-off trousers underneath, a bit of false grey hair on the mug and a pocket full of jelly-beans.
Add a gruff voice and proposition the Nurses and I was doing all right.
Then a domestic with big tits sat on my lap and asked for sweeties. She proceeded to follow me and sat on my lap whenever she could. I didn't mind too much at the time.
It was during an extended session when she was wriggling extensively on my lap, when the senior nurse informed me that her husband was just out of jail for GBH as a result of a jealous fight in A&E that I got scared off.
What was weird is I discovered the entire Orthopaedic team (forget rugger heros) were gay and got propositioned and felt up 3 times and the scrub nurse came with a sterile green towel over her from a Lithotomy gynae operation (legs apart on stirrups), with her head through the 'vaginal opening' and announced she was Miss D&C !
(A uteral scrape to youse guys)
Her make up was the best - mostly red !
The female registrar (Dr) got 1st prize, for being an Xmas tree in a tight skimpy outfit, because no-one could find the battery for the lights!
(, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 9:17, Reply)
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