Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Crude, but VERY funny....I was invited to a fancy dress party. The theme of the evening was 'songs', ie everyone had to arrive in attire depicting a song from the past and we had to try and guess which song each of us represented.
Now, being a priest I have many, many black clothes and I decided I could ruin one of my old shirts for the occasion so I bought a small tub of white emulsion, watered it down slightly and splashed it liberally across the front of my old shirt.
Then I got onto my computer and typed up a badge for myself. The badge said, "My name is Eileen, How may I help?".
You've guessed it - I had gone as the Dexys Midnight Runners' classic hit, "Come on Eileen".
I thank you.
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 12:33,
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