Fancy Dress
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
Two words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
( , Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Nazi priest
Maybe I've posted this before as a response to a different question. About three years ago I went out on halloween dressed as a Nazi priest, wearing a black suit, priest's collar and a swaztika armband, with my hair creepily swept to the side. The concept of the costume was meant to be "Why politics and religion should not be mixed" but I think that was pitched a little bit over the drongo's heads. I have never got so much shit from neds as that night, because as I was dressed as a nazi, it stands to reason I must be one. No sense of irony.
The next year I went as Ash from the Evil Dead complete with buzzing chainsaw hand. Which was fine except if I wanted to go for a piss, I had to enlist the help of Jason Vorhees.
The year after that I was playing basketball dressed as John Dillinger with Satan and some actual japanese salarymen.
This year god knows, although a friend is having a costume party next week, and I have the perfect costume - Stalin! Oh yes.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2006, 8:32, Reply)
Maybe I've posted this before as a response to a different question. About three years ago I went out on halloween dressed as a Nazi priest, wearing a black suit, priest's collar and a swaztika armband, with my hair creepily swept to the side. The concept of the costume was meant to be "Why politics and religion should not be mixed" but I think that was pitched a little bit over the drongo's heads. I have never got so much shit from neds as that night, because as I was dressed as a nazi, it stands to reason I must be one. No sense of irony.
The next year I went as Ash from the Evil Dead complete with buzzing chainsaw hand. Which was fine except if I wanted to go for a piss, I had to enlist the help of Jason Vorhees.
The year after that I was playing basketball dressed as John Dillinger with Satan and some actual japanese salarymen.
This year god knows, although a friend is having a costume party next week, and I have the perfect costume - Stalin! Oh yes.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2006, 8:32, Reply)
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