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Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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I once
Was invited to a fancy dress party, me and my little bro were out doing a bit of wheeling and dealing like. We had decided to go as batman and robin. Turned up at the party and the party was actually a fucking funeral! Can you believe it. Our mate Trigger had gone as a chauffeur so weren't the only spastics there.

Later on we found what is called the "lesser" watch and made millions.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:54, 7 replies)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:55, closed)
Why is your penis poking out of your shorts?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:00, closed)
IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE THAT WAY, ALRIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:06, closed)
Hairy muff
Why is your penis so angry though?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:27, closed)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:31, closed)
Fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 21:58, closed)
Is this Star Wars?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:58, closed)

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