Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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I once lived in a shared flat in London with six othersfor a birthday we decided to have a Cowboys and Indian party. An irish bloke who lived there we called The Ghost, on account of we never saw him as he worked in the City for an investment bank and would come home at 3 in the morning if at all. For some reason he chose this party as the one to come to, inviting a group of his banker colleagues and his boss all dressed in suits. they were greeted at the door by a short dark brazilian guy with bleached cropped hair. He was wearing gold satin shorts, a sherrifs hat, and no top, and in each hand he had a vibrating dildo gun. The Ghost laughed nervously and assured them it would be ok. Entering the living room they saw a group of women dressed as indians seated on the floor around a esky or car fridge or whatever the fuck you call it in england. It was filled with water and they were doing bucket bongs. As one, they turned around and walked out with the Ghost following them apologising, "honestly I had no idea".
The party was also memorable for two of the cowboys having a fistfight over some long burning grudge which I missed, and an australian guy who we all thought could be gay due to his fondness for michael jackson deciding the best way to come out to his girlfriend was getting caught on the stairs tongue-kissing another guy, which I saw and was hilarious.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 0:09,
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and have fancy dress parties instead of talking about house prices over pinot gris until my eyes glaze over(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:58,
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