
Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
( , Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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They have a fascinating mindset when it comes to fancy dress. I did a night shift on the door of a freshers party, at the dedicated agricultural campus of a university. They themed the evening as 'Animal fancy dress'.
What pretty much every single female student attending the party thought this meant is 'Dress like a hooker receiving minimum rate from someone with a furry fetish.'
Having said that, how I do some of these shifts without wanking myself into oblivion is a complete mystery to me.
( , Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)
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