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Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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I got in the local paper for winning first prize in the "fancy-dressed bicycle" category of the local village fete, dressed as a comedy French onion seller, with beret, moustache, stripey top and some onions.
Did I win because I appealed to the judge's small-minded racism? Did I, fuck. I was the only entrant.
( , Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:54, 6 replies)
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Went everywhere on her bicycle she did.
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My father was a comedy French onion seller.
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I really do not understand any of this.
Did you pretend to be dead?
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