Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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35 years agoI got in the local paper for winning first prize in the "fancy-dressed bicycle" category of the local village fete, dressed as a comedy French onion seller, with beret, moustache, stripey top and some onions.
Did I win because I appealed to the judge's small-minded racism? Did I, fuck. I was the only entrant.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:54,
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Funnily enough, I hear that YM won a prize for 'best dressed bike' down the pub afterwards.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:01,
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Nah that would've been my GrannyWent everywhere on her bicycle she did.
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chthonic, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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And also because everybody in the 1970s was a paedo.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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incredibly offensive racism hereMy father was a comedy French onion seller.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:26,
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Racism?I really do not understand any of this.
Did you pretend to be dead?
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