I once dressed up on the internet. Signed up to loads of forums using the same comedy
user name and then some bad people came after me and like doxed me even though I had given away all the relevant details about my life thus making it really, really easy to be doxed. I still cry about it now but I refuse to take the fancy dress costume off. Plus, I once punch fucked a copper because he wanted sloppy seconds with my girlfriend; I punched him whilst I was driving my Honda Accord at 140mph across my 44,000 litre pool of my own piss. I forget because MASSIVE drugs but there were some super model Lego with me at the time on the back seat.

fuck off
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 10:37, 19 replies)

That is so interesting
You should write a book about it
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:54, closed)

And promote it on contributor inter webs thingos

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:54, closed)

Your mum
Pissed in her mouth (or was it your mouth)
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:55, closed)

I'm confused

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:55, closed)

Fuck off faggot - ^GAY^

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:57, closed)

MODS
I DEMAND MOD ACTION for this extreme Internet bullying
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:59, closed)

*something really funny about The Who/Phil Daniels/scooters*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:20, closed)

What are you rebelling against?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:25, closed)

Erm ...
What have you got?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:35, closed)

AIDS
The bad sort.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:47, closed)

Needs more shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 11:56, closed)

You've been drinking again, haven't you?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 12:18, closed)

Again

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:25, closed)

Soz.
You've been drinking allowed yourself to sober up again, haven't you?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:53, closed)

terrible bullying of a non-functioning alcoholic

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 8:51, closed)

One drink at a time
Sunshine.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:39, closed)

This bullying of the blubbery wreck is teetering dangerously close to flirtation.
Imagine that thing leering over its flabby shoulders as you plunge into its hairy, gritty passage.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 13:46, closed)

you is welll jell

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 16:12, closed)

I'm totally KY

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 20:06, closed)