Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Went to a friend's birthday party.Dressed as King Kong. Had to get a straw for my drink owing to the unyielding, corpselike rubber of the mask. After fifteen minutes, got bored of trying to find my mouth inside my own head and ripped off the mask, releasing a cloud of sweatsteam worthy of a rugby changing room and transforming my disguise from King Kong to Mediterranean Hairy Back Man.
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.Yeti., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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