Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Mrs V is keen to go to a fancy dress party as Hitler.I've said on several occasions that getting on the tube late at night in such an outfit is unlikely result in a polite discussion about the detail of political mechanisms behind World War II.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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You could accompany her,dressed as a cigarette.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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Yeah - and get called a fag and beaten up as well - nice one.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Not what I was going for,but a satisfactory outcome, nonetheless.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 14:25,
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Racist.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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If you're actively seeking to offend as many people as possible,just dress as the Prophet Mohammed with a beard woven from real bacon, a yellow star on your arm and a pair of arseless leather trousers.
Or Prince Philip.
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...while fucking a baby seal in the eye socket(, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:24, closed)
Too soondude.
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I once walked back through town wearing a nazi uniform on top, with stockings and suspenders below.The best moment was seeing a police woman nearly wetting herself laughing.
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