Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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i dressed as a panda for a fancy dress partyturns out, the hosts had been to lazy to bother, and too lazy to spread the word thoroughly. They wanted to go out in town instead.
I was a panda, my sister dressed as an 80s chick (at least she could go out without too much comment) and her boyfriend was Max from where the wild things are. In a homemade costume, sewn from towels, with a crown, and even non-removable mittens. He could hardly hold a drink in those misstitched mitts, let alone eat or hygienically use the toilet.
I even took my own bamboo. I went home early.
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Bet you didn't get a shag either./panda joke
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:04,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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BINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKYBINKY!!!!!!*Pandas*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:42,
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