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This is a question Acting out your fantasies

A friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?

Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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A couple of girls I've been with have been into the idea of talking dirty.
It's very hard not to laugh at either party trying such, I find.

On that note: I read an interesting article a few years ago about the S&M scene. The journalist's friend was into it, and offered to take him to a club. She got him all done up for it - it was quite interesting - very, very secret and stuff, and she instructed him not to let anyone know he was a journo, as he would get proper fucked up, and not in a good way.

He got there, went down some dirty steps to some tardis-like place, where there was a pool for pissing in, and everything going on all over the shop.

His first encounter on entering was a guy wrapped in clingfilm crawling up to him and begging him to tread on him or something. The writer said the whole thing is based on one very simple premise: that absolutely no one is going to laugh at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:47, 18 replies)
Sometimes I just dread going home at night.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:27, closed)
Is this the kind of thing you arrive home to?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:29, closed)
Always funnier when someone explains the joke, I find

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:32, closed)
To be fair, 80% of the regulars need knock knock jokes explained to them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:08, closed)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:18, closed)
Have you considered paying for it@

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:19, closed)
Shambos mum offers very reasonable rates
She has to
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:14, closed)
Knock knock.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:30, closed)
To get to the other side?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:42, closed)
Timing.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:53, closed)
Q. knock knock who's there
A. oh wait, I told that wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:29, closed)
That was a joke?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 20:02, closed)
At last!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 21:12, closed)
Reading this thread feels like wandering in and out of a room of really stoned people.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:32, closed)
Quit hogging that boinker

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:52, closed)
Not even if you go dressed as a weeping clown?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:19, closed)
I am now Mr Fwappington Rawcock.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:44, closed)

It's more a case of "Your Kink is not my Kink, but it's OK" :)

Fetish clubs are *fun*.
(I helped save b3ta! Alex Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:31, closed)

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