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This is a question Acting out your fantasies

A friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?

Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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Threesomes are dull. Five is a better number for sexual activity.
DP is fantastic BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:30, 18 replies)
What's the worst that can happen
apart from HIV, obv
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:38, closed)
Hmm, I think you need to re-read the safe sex leaflet they gave you at school
That and maybe take a statistics class
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:13, closed)
"8 out of 10 cats caught HIV from Jimmy Carr fucking them in the bumhole"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:59, closed)
Nothing bad has happened. Unless you think sex is bad.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:28, closed)
Dunno, never tried it
Will let you know if and when I do
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:00, closed)
Dom Perignon *is* fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:11, closed)
And you get to learn some platonic geometry while you're at it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:17, closed)
Dorothy Perkins

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:32, closed)
Haha!
There is something extremely appealing about the idea of an orgy in the changing rooms of Dorothy Perkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:36, closed)
it's all that knitwear

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 18:22, closed)
I had a mate at university who was erotically obsessed with knitwear
and velour. I met his mum once and I swear she was wearing a velour tracksuit and a chunky cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 18:38, closed)
sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:42, closed)
She was a well-textured woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:55, closed)
Sounds exhausting

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:57, closed)
Nah.
You let the two couples hammer away like angry monkeys while you sit in an armchair and do the crossword.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:03, closed)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:27, closed)
You vanilla bore,
I can only get it up if at least nine people and a farm animal are involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:00, closed)
You seem to be contradicting your main story.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:41, closed)

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