Fantasies? Pfft.
Soon I'll have no need for fantasies. My dreams will become reality through the power of my self as I wholeheartedly embrace a 360 degree lifestyle change. I will implement a forward facing day to day ideology which will thrust forward my career, self esteem, social life and sex life to newer and higher levels of fulfillment. I will begin to conquer all my wants and needs and grow outwards into the best version of myself I can be.

I will no longer have the time or need for fantasies as I will be making my desires into my new reality.

This potential to self-actualize is something that lies within us all. You must only make yourself willing to progress and then take the steps necessary to unlock that self-actualisation then you can stop adapting to society and start being you! I've addressed the first step in my hierarchy of needs. From only £6,990 you too could effect a real change in your life and become the owner of a new, used Honda Accord from Big John at Karelia Cars, Driffield Road, Market Weighton.
(danishbacon is haram yes?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:51, 8 replies)

This to win!

(lazyman, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:37, closed)

I especially like the new, used bit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:45, closed)

You got me.
Where do I sign?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:09, closed)

I'm his accountant.
Please forward the fee to me in used notes and I will pass it on to him.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:23, closed)

Sister came back from an awe inspring motivational conference
"IF IT'S TO BE IT'S UP TO ME" - that is it. So, save your £6,990.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:08, closed)

If

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:59, closed)

L. Ron Hubbabubba

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 9:06, closed)

This is so awful it's brilliant.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:50, closed)