FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I had a friendThat was adamant
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:28,
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He got arrested in front of my house for speedingTrue, dat.
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Did he dress as a highway man,and demand you adopt an upright posture, while you transport and post mail of an unspecified type?
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you Goody Two Shoes(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 15:03, closed)
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