FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Now then, now then...I went out with a famous DJ's sister's friend.
I was on Crackerjack at the age of ten
And I saw The Sex Pistols play down at The 100 Club
And I spent New Year's Eve at Sensible's den.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:44,
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Preposterous!You are Ken Mackenzie, AICMFP
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I've played at the 100 Club.Trufax.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:13,
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Did you Ken?(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:04, closed)
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