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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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A guy at my work reckons he's got two lawnmowers.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:09, 4 replies)
I hope he has two sheds to keep them in.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:20, closed)
I do
but I have no lawn!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:46, closed)
I have an electirc wheeled mower and a very lovely manual mower. If the weather is great then I can cut the lawns
in about 8 minutes with the manual mower. 25 minutes fucking about with the bastard electric.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 21:02, closed)
How does he smell?

(, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 7:51, closed)

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