FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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My mate George!He once told me that he had done a sex at a real woman who was definitely not imaginary and who was a proper, real person who existed and everything.
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LiesGeorge! doesn't have any mates. Try subjugating a plausible truth next time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 11:44,
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Shit!I got caught out.
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Hahahayeah. Like real women are even a real thing.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 7 Jun 2014, 12:42,
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I thought I saw one today,Turned out to be a bloke with long hair.
Hashtag I still would.
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