FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I used to retrieve lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bumBasically, she suffered from, er, what was known in-, in the medical trade as 'lobsters-up-the-arsehole'
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lol not the nine o'clock flying circus report(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:12,
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True fact - I knew a woman from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clams. It really happened.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:22,
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OOO, bit fucking Mary Whitehouse* Dr. Shambolic.*hadder
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:48,
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I just don't think a decent Christian forum like this should be exposed to such filth.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:40,
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She.... Was.... A.... DUTCH BITCH!(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:53, closed)
if they walk sideways they're crabs, not lobsters(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:44, closed)
if they walk at all they're not lobsters(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:46,
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