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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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Actually a zombie apocalypse could happen actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:10, 15 replies)
Yeah well who's to say
It hasn't happened already? Yeah? Cos people these days walk about like zambies anyway, am I right? Yeah?





Guys?
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:20, closed)
"zambies" hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:21, closed)
yer
just look in your local supermarket
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:23, closed)
Waitrose is full of milfs.
I bet you lurk in Morrisons.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:26, closed)
Lidl or STFU
Aim low then lay low.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:19, closed)
I am a Waitrose MILF

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:49, closed)
Get in my trolley.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:22, closed)
I did a quiz yesterday and I only lasted 6 months :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:12, closed)

That is a looooong quiz. I suppose it's inevitable now we have 24 hour drinking culture, that other elements of pub-life (REPRESENT!) would follow suit.

So if you only lasted that long, how long did the quiz run for? Which question killed you off? It's always the ones about twatty soap operas that do for me.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:17, closed)
it was a bit of a multiple choice and it told you at the end.
I have too much compassion for others to survive.
You have to be ruthless and murder loved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:39, closed)
Im also apparently a "Miranda" in Sex and the City

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:39, closed)
Wait, what has that got to do with surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Are you sure you weren't answering questions about an average weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:47, closed)
i did that quiz
it said i'd survive till the end, mainly because i treat human life as expendable. also, mythbusters zombie special tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:59, closed)
*tivo's*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:03, closed)
Hey, a man can dream.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 23:45, closed)

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