FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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He sewed mine up.:(
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You are Martin Bashir and I claim my free pen(, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:48, closed)
You can't have the pen.....but here's some free spectacles. It was Krishnan Guru-Murthy... unless you already knew that and this is some sort of elaborate double-bluff.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:29,
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Wait, aren't they the same guy?You never see their names together In the same sentence...
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You're right.Martin Bashir and Krishnan Guru-Murthy have never appeared in the same sentence.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jun 2014, 12:36,
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