FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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bottoms are greatyou can put things in them
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 7:54,
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is that an invitation?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 8:59,
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yesfeel free to put things in your bottom
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 9:09,
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I keep a family of owls in mine. (, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:08, closed)
Rik Mayall was in A Midsummer Nights Dream?(, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 14:48, closed)
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