Fantasists
Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Point of order
I think you'll find I have posted here longer than you.
Just with less frequency and repressed bursting knob blister rage
Edit-this seems to be attached to the wrong fan comment, extra points if you can guess correctly to which it really belongs.
( , Wed 11 Jun 2014, 21:43, 1 reply)
I think you'll find I have posted here longer than you.
Just with less frequency and repressed bursting knob blister rage
Edit-this seems to be attached to the wrong fan comment, extra points if you can guess correctly to which it really belongs.
( , Wed 11 Jun 2014, 21:43, 1 reply)
I had stories on the front page of this ridiculous qftw shithole five years before you even signed up to b3ta, you dopey noob twat.
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Pretending? Anyway, you seem to be on Goering's trail
Say it enough and it becomes fact.
We looked for proof and can find nothing more than a childishly drawn cartoon with no point.
Until you do, I now point the finger of noob upon you.
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Say it enough and it becomes fact.
We looked for proof and can find nothing more than a childishly drawn cartoon with no point.
Until you do, I now point the finger of noob upon you.
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there's a story in my profile from 2005 ... how shit at the internet are you?
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Yes, hide away noob!
you have no currency here with your lies and deception
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you have no currency here with your lies and deception
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Be fair
Somehow your profile is a pictogram, so it is really hard to tell what you did in 2005.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 2:22, closed)
Somehow your profile is a pictogram, so it is really hard to tell what you did in 2005.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 2:22, closed)
yerr ... it's well hard to turn off css in people's profiles innit lol
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wake up to yourself mate
I can barely spell css, let alone manipulate it.
and no, it does not make you cool that you can.
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I can barely spell css, let alone manipulate it.
and no, it does not make you cool that you can.
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You're missing some hilarious stuff, like this gem from 2005:
First meeting with french in-laws I was galantly carrying all the luggage for me and the missus. This caused me to stumble when going in for the gallic kiss on the cheek and soundly headbutt her mother.
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First meeting with french in-laws I was galantly carrying all the luggage for me and the missus. This caused me to stumble when going in for the gallic kiss on the cheek and soundly headbutt her mother.
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the golden years when regulars from the real boards posted short anecdotes
I say 'years' ... I think it lasted about six weeks.
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I say 'years' ... I think it lasted about six weeks.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:52, closed)
totally
in fact you should probably demand that we all pay you homage
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in fact you should probably demand that we all pay you homage
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I've only ever deleted fairholme threads and he's sadly departed rip alwrz in are hart's
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Hahaha, you are a fantasist aren't you?
You deleted a thread with me the other week just because you were losing, you massive crybaby twat
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You deleted a thread with me the other week just because you were losing, you massive crybaby twat
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you know how 95% of your posts are replies to me telling me that I'm upset?
that's probably a good indication that you should take some time out from the internet and pull yourself together, eh?
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that's probably a good indication that you should take some time out from the internet and pull yourself together, eh?
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I think it's a good indication that you shouldn't get so upset all the time
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They don't put /qotw stories on the front page, Doc.
Unless you put together the greatest TOAP that this website has ever seen, I suppose.
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Unless you put together the greatest TOAP that this website has ever seen, I suppose.
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Appropriate for the qotw though
if only we could vote replies to win etc
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if only we could vote replies to win etc
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god you're such a bully some times
any minute now I'm going to be upset online because emvee will say so
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any minute now I'm going to be upset online because emvee will say so
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 9:32, closed)
I do hope so.
It's so rare that anyone ever gets upset at me.
How long should I wait before threatening your children and getting myself stepped?
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:32, closed)
It's so rare that anyone ever gets upset at me.
How long should I wait before threatening your children and getting myself stepped?
( , Thu 12 Jun 2014, 10:32, closed)
I think you need to post pictures of your own family first to prove how happy you are.
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