
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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As a young lad I was stricken with a condition whereby I was terrified of micturating in front of others. If anyone so much as entered a public lavatory my bladder would tighten like Simon Cowell's trousers, leaving me unable to squeeze put even the slightest dribble, even when I was dying to pee. If I was in the bath, though, the warm womb water would soothe me. Long story short, I pissed in my own mouth.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:14, 2 replies)

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