I'm currently dating a girl who can't get wet unless I lie about my sexual exploits on internet forums.

( Zuowan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:59, 4 replies)

But that does have the problem
that you may get 30 seconds into a wank before the picture reveals itself to be a pre-op tranny. If you're on a particular slow connection, there's always the risk that you crash the yoghurt truck at the point of realisation.

Blatant edit: Oops, wrong thread.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:03, closed)

Ah. catastrophic replyfail there, I think
but, now I've finally worked out what's going on, this is quite amusingly surreal ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:24, closed)

It was a bit
I had to go through each post to see where it ended up
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:41, closed)

she's hit the jackpot in you then, hasn't she?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:25, closed)