This drives me potty
I'll be masturbating away quite happily, then suddenly... the wank-ADHD starts.

"oo tasty lady doing naughty things to me... ARGH my mum."
"oo tasty man doing things to me... ARGH children playing in a park"
"oo bouncy jiggling brea... ARGH Kim and Aggie."

And so it continues... Each interruption breaks the flow of things and reduces the enjoyment of the experience.

vaguely related to topic, but in an anti-way.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:09, 9 replies)

You fucking nonce.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, closed)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)

:o

(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:31, closed)

This is why
we have porn
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)

My taste in porn is a bit particular.
The woman actually has to look like she's enjoying it. Which eliminates er, 99.99% of porn.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, closed)

just like real life, then.....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, closed)

Crying isn't a turn-on
I'm with you on the "must look like she's enjoying it" thing.

Some time back I was enjoying the visual charms of an especially lovely young lady, until I paid a bit more attention to her eyes. They looked like she was only barely suppressing the urge to cry. She looked in torment. My libido shut down rapidly. I later found out she's since left the porn business - apparently she wasn't enjoying it - and is trying to forge a normal life.

Those eyes will stay with me. I don't understand why coercion is erotic for some people. It isn't for me.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 4:23, closed)

Aye...
..this is on of the many reason I hate porn. Its crap in all honesty.

I'd rather just use my imagination (if I'm alone) or meet up with the missus for a fumble :)
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 20:33, closed)

INCESTO-PAEDO-OCD ALERT!!!!

( Zuowan, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:20, closed)