Celebrities!
All shapes and sizes i love em all, so far to say reading Hello/OK magazine gives me a chubby.

Only the other week i was queuing up waiting to meet yet another Celeb for what seemed like forever, getting more and more turned on every inch closer. Christ i was ready to blow volcano style!

Eventually I'm next... NEXT! fuck my bum cheeks slowly i was at the point just before climax as i stepped forward, struggling to speak all i could do was smack poor Leona right in the temple!

Now my friends i have a new fetish! this takes me further than anything before, please try it, all of you forget your pride and dignity give it a whirl!

cant wait to meet Kerry Katona now
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:47, 3 replies)

I can just see it now...

Standing over the unconsious twitching carcass of a female celebrity and pulling my rock-rigid pud feverishly over the body after I've knocked them out with a swift right hook.

Hmm - sounds like fun - I might give it a go.

Where does Thora Hird hang out these days?

*Clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:57, closed)

I'm afraid someone probably beat you to it
She's dead, and has been for some time.

Not sure if it was fist-to-head related trauma. however.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, closed)

I think
I can speak on behalf of most of the people in the UK:

We can't wait for you to meet Kerry Katona either.
(dchurch bah, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:25, closed)