Not me, but an ex
liked getting touched up while driving. This particular fetish of his gave me the fear as he was a shit driver at the best of times and it went completely to hell if I granted his request. I only did this for him once which seemed to make him rather grumpy but ah well, his problem.

He also got off on fantasising that I was cheating on him with one of his friends. Unfortunately he would also take this a bit far and after some mindblowing sex (for him, not me :( ) he would accuse me of wanting to run off with whichever friend had starred in his fantasy.

Length? A few months. He was a strange man and being yelled at for bugger all gets old fast
(panda_sam, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:57, 4 replies)

getting touched up while driving.
i know a joke about that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:25, closed)

well
you planning on sharing it? :o
(panda_sam, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:29, closed)

OK..........
Didn't promise it was any good though!

A girl starts feeling her boyfriend up while he's driving. Unzips him, pulls out Mr Happy, strokes, squeezes, rubs...

Driver gets excited, speeds a bit, takes a corner wide and BANG!

He wakes up in hopsital covered in bandages, including, he notices, his groin.
A doctor bends over him and speaks gently.
'There's bad news, and good news.'
Driver asks for the bad news first.
'I'm very sorry', says the doctor, 'your girlfriend was thrown out of the car and didn't make it.'
'Oh God, no!' says the driver. 'But you said there was good news?'
'Yes,' says the doctor, 'What do you think we found in her hand?'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 19:32, closed)

jackson pollock
that is all
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 21:50, closed)