Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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This is now, apparently, a fetish.
I think the reason I like pubic hair is because:
(1) the way individual drops of moisture can be seen and sometimes catch the light on each hair;
(2) it suggests she's not expecting cunnilingus; and,
(3) she's not expecting too much.
Honestly, getting all that hair ripped out by the roots, what are girls expecting? How much pressure does that create?
I mean, what if she goes to all that trouble, and doesn't even have an orgasm? Should I feel guilty, should I practice my technique? Should I give her a refund on the waxing, pain and suffering? Should I apologise? Should I... um... go down on her?
And I can't even find intelligent and funny on the porn sites. I guess that's beyond fetish. I would like to see that on a porn site just once, a really cute girl, all clothed, being really funny. And that's all she does. And lederhosen. And pig-tails. And a bucket of warm milk... Warm milk.
(, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)
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