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Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I actually like pubic hair.
This is now, apparently, a fetish.
I think the reason I like pubic hair is because:
(1) the way individual drops of moisture can be seen and sometimes catch the light on each hair;
(2) it suggests she's not expecting cunnilingus; and,
(3) she's not expecting too much.
Honestly, getting all that hair ripped out by the roots, what are girls expecting? How much pressure does that create?
I mean, what if she goes to all that trouble, and doesn't even have an orgasm? Should I feel guilty, should I practice my technique? Should I give her a refund on the waxing, pain and suffering? Should I apologise? Should I... um... go down on her?
And I can't even find intelligent and funny on the porn sites. I guess that's beyond fetish. I would like to see that on a porn site just once, a really cute girl, all clothed, being really funny. And that's all she does. And lederhosen. And pig-tails. And a bucket of warm milk... Warm milk.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is now, apparently, a fetish.
I think the reason I like pubic hair is because:
(1) the way individual drops of moisture can be seen and sometimes catch the light on each hair;
(2) it suggests she's not expecting cunnilingus; and,
(3) she's not expecting too much.
Honestly, getting all that hair ripped out by the roots, what are girls expecting? How much pressure does that create?
I mean, what if she goes to all that trouble, and doesn't even have an orgasm? Should I feel guilty, should I practice my technique? Should I give her a refund on the waxing, pain and suffering? Should I apologise? Should I... um... go down on her?
And I can't even find intelligent and funny on the porn sites. I guess that's beyond fetish. I would like to see that on a porn site just once, a really cute girl, all clothed, being really funny. And that's all she does. And lederhosen. And pig-tails. And a bucket of warm milk... Warm milk.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)
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