My wife
loves it when I talk dirty to her in German. Now I find this a bit odd, my native language is hardly the language of love.

Once though instead of talking dirty I explained how to do a database restore in SQL. It seems just the tone of voice and German will do it for her. Ah bless!
(zebby wasting irony here on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 13:54, 8 replies)

Hah
That sounds like it could be a subplot to an action thriller.

The state-of-the-art drive-by-wire German cruise ship, loaded with a nuke with a locational detonator is en-route to Manhattan. The captain is explaining to the passengers that they can't switch the ship to manual control as the terrorists have wiped out their database and all they have are the backup tapes and the IT guy was one of the terrorists and has fled the ship.

Suddenly, from the back of the crowd, a female voice exclaims "Wait, I know this".
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:22, closed)

hahaha
excellent use of the brain there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

Lovely
*clicks*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:53, closed)

Lmao
legendary ^_^
( thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)

I was born in the UK
but grew up in Bavaria and previous (german) partners prefered me speaking english. No problems with that, I can swear like a trooper.
My current (english) wife used to enjoy it when I talked "dirty" to her in bavarian. I just used to randomize a shitload of advertising jingles I remembered from living there. I got found out on recent holiday to Munich. Must remember to not leave the TV running whilst I'm in the shower and she's bored in a hotel room...Now she doesn't like me talking at all. Ever.
(Fausted Sticking his faust where the sun don't shine, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 18:04, closed)

I'm a bloke...
but I have to say that German spoken by girls is very sexy. It's just... forceful.

I also have a male Bavarian friend who lives in England and, basically, has to beat women off with a shitty stick, so contrary to conventional wisdom, I guess it must be a sexy accent.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 21:23, closed)

Beat women off with a shitty stick
That's an altogether different fetish.


Yeah, I know, I know.
I'll get me coat...
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:50, closed)

Brilliant
Click*^*
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:57, closed)