right the only thing that will liven up this dullfest is some honesty
ok, so i had a girlfriend once, who liked me to wear plastic incontinence pants with a banana and a full jar of toffee sauce down them. she then liked to take me to tescos where she would look at bannoffee pies, not touch mind, just look. she would then then take me home in a highly excitable state, sit me down then slap me in the face and ask why i was too miserable to buy her a banoffee pie and complain about the state of my trousers.

no i didn't understand it either.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:35, 4 replies)

ok, so utter nonsense
but thats the sort of bonkers revelations i had hoped for.

not - i like tits they're wobbly
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:35, closed)

Haven't had a chance to read much today
but this post of yours gave me the horn. Would like more like this. Ideas please, people... There's only so long a strip of beef jerky and, some marbles, and a rotweiler is gonna keep my good lady interested in the bedroom department.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:56, closed)

I think
CHCB is keeping the best till last!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:59, closed)

*giggles*
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 17:36, closed)