Maybe someone can shed some light on this...
A mate in the pub told me there was a woman in Germany who married the Berlin Wall after falling in love with it.

She had sex with it and EVERYTHING!!!

Or, possibly, this might be complete and utter pub convo bollocks...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:52, 11 replies)

Nope
Trufax. It was on an episode of QI, I think. And as I'm sure you know, thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html#

I like the bit at the end where it says she's cheating on the wall with a fence.
(berk, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)

Here you go
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:56, closed)

darn
a minute too late
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:56, closed)

Hehe
ninja'd!
(berk, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:30, closed)

Bloody hell !!!
A wall for fucks sake???

As a bloke I can see how you could fuck a wall, if there's a handy hole in it somewhere - but a woman???

Actually, the thoughts getting me a little horny...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)

Sorry Spanky...
she specifically says she likes long, slim things with straight lines. I suspect you're far too bent and twisted to fulfill any of those criteria...
(berk, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

Is this the same woman?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

She even has her own website
Here

"The 9th of November 1989 was a shock to me, which is an understatement. I can't express in words how I felt. :-( 1989 is a year I honestly wish I never had to experience. I never thought it would happen either. If I only could obliterate that year from history. Only one word adequately describes my feelings - TRAGEDY!
When I saw this disaster on television I just left the room - and "blocked" the event - for a long time.
These "closing doors to the past"-tactics have been effective enough until recently. Lately the full shock has started to hit me. I cried for the first time in over a decade about what happened to him. I find it extremely difficult to deal with tragedies like this - if it is possible. We all deal with tragedies in different ways, and this is how I have dealt with mine. Bad or good - I don't know."
( Queen of Cheesecake, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)

by the power of the internet
www.bizarremag.com/weird-news/latest-news/7134/wall_love.html
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:01, closed)

Hmmm
I would...

I mean, not bad...

(And the woman's worth a punt too, I suppose)...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:03, closed)

Don't forget the archery!
Ah what a woman! Did anyone else see the documentary on her? You actually get to watch her marry the Eiffel Tower and then consummate the marriage, and her friend gets it on with some abandoned fairground rides. www.youtube.com/watch?v=STCOo9Hh5lE

The woman who got it on with the Eiffel Tower is genuinely a two time world champion in archery and she had a sexual relationship with her bow, but they broke up and she never performed as well again and went right down in the rankings, because they had too much history and there was this huge tension between them, so they couldn't work together anymore.
(capa, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 3:15, closed)