Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
(, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Sir, ye are the most depraved, sick, mentally distressed person that I can believe has ever walked this earth. What you did to this wee lass is beyond reproachable, and a definite breach to her fragile state of mind, having sent her into the deepest fathoms of mental sexual slavery possible. I cannot be but appalled to what you did to her.
Now, in just retribution to what you did to her, can I have her phone number - she must be really worth a shag :-)
(, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 15:54, Reply)
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