I was with a young lady this one time...
And during the frantic, hot, sweaty sex, she asked me to spank her as she was into that kinda thing...so I did for a bit (it's not really my thing), with her saying "Harder...HARDER!".

Suddenly I remembered something an ex had left at mine, so excused myself, and went running off to get it...

And so it was when I came back to find her still laid out on the bed, looking very, very sexy with her bum pointed up at me (standing there with a big grin and bobbing hardon), with my hand behind my back...

"What have you got?" she asked with a semi smile which rapidly froze then vanished as I produced a riding crop...

"You fucking weirdo!" she spat at me as she scrabbled for her clothes.

Meh.
( snee held his breath since, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:05, 1 reply)

i have a similar story
they were only electric hedge trimmers FFS

jeez! some people
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:38, closed)