When your Dad's as evil as ours, incest seems OK to me
So I get a message from my twin sister to say our Dad won't let her out of her room. Springing her might sound simple but it took a surprising amount of ingenuity; we hadn't seen each other in some time and I had to rope in a decidedly dicey bunch of characters to help. This one bloke was hairier than anyone I've met before or since, and I couldn't understand a bloody word he said. Then there was this lad who was a proper Flash Harry, with his souped-up motor and his daft waistcoat and stripey trousers. After we got my sis away from Dad I knew he was thinking about making a play for her.

I wasn't having that. Told him it was best he didn't think about it. This might sound a bit weird, but my sister's HOT. Bit short, with rubbish hair, like me, but boy does she fill a bikini well. Only thing is, she didn't KNOW we were once the same egg. So when she kissed me, right in front of the other guy, I was over the moon. Thought all my dreams were coming true.

So, I think, she's into this, let's break the news to her. Apparently she'd always known, but somehow she didn't feel the same as me. I go off to have a chat with Dad and when I come back her and Mr Waistcost have hooked up. Bloody typical. I had to play the brotherly affection card because apparently wanting to fuck your sister is frowned upon, even a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Length? Extends to nearly three feet. And glows bright green.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:11, 8 replies)

clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Consider yourself clicked, sir. top job, this is...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:16, closed)

Bloody hell
I got applause from Spanky. I'm genuinely grateful - it's like having Gordon Ramsey congratulate you on your cooking. Cheers mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:26, closed)

Spang
But on a medical note, they would never have been the same egg as they are fraternal twins not identical.
Star Wars, it's serious Business.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:44, closed)

One word
DAMN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:59, closed)

Are you sure?
Monozygotic twins are generally the same sex but not always.

Also, environmental as well as genetic factors can affect the way they look, meaning that whilst they are genetically near-identical, physically they may be less-so.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 0:38, closed)

Meh
No click from me, sorry. I got it way too quickly.

Although I did think it was a Fritzl joke first...
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:42, closed)

It's a fair cop
I did wonder about using such an obvious reference point. But, y'know, creativity escapes me on a Tuesday. What is the point of Tuesdays?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:01, closed)

Over the moon?
that's no moon.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:41, closed)