ears
you know that bloke, the tall, skinny bloke? the one with really big ears? everybody knows at least one of these blokes. they're often redheads, but that's not important.
the important thing is his ears.
not only are this bloke's ears big, they're huge. they look slightly like bacon rind(the really fatty kind) and, if he is standing with his back to any convenient light source, his ears will glow red.
i like those ears.
i really, really, REALLY like those ears.
i like to nibble them.
i like to play with them.
i like to try folding them up into little triangular parcels on the side of his head.
i may sleep with a ginger if he's really good-looking, but if he's got those ears, he could be merely average-looking and i will still jump his bones.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:09, 7 replies)

Also good for getting a hold on so you don't fall off.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:21, closed)

this is very true!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:33, closed)

So
how does the whole dumbo movie pan out for you?
(zero.coke, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:43, closed)

i was never that keen on it
grey ears just say "zombie" to me and i've never been into necrophilia
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:50, closed)

Martin Clunes?
Or the BFG?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:34, closed)

clunes
definitely
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 0:23, closed)

Are you
fucking my husband? :D

This is him, to a T
(Bliss/Full up to the brim, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)