Just had a working lunch with a client in a poncy gastro pub in Somers Town
Was pretty damn hard to concentrate on account of this client being fit as fuck and wearing the sort of low cut, push out clevage business suit that plunged down to just above her nipple line. It was like catching a brief, naughty, sexy glimpse at a couple of copulating pink watermelons spilling out of a bag.

Anyway, towards the end of the meeting I let out a sudden and incredibly violent sneeze. And - to my utter horror - I managed to project a fair bit of phlegm in the direction my nose was pointing: right onto these magnificent orbs of fleshy wonder.

While she's busy patting herself down telling me not to worry about it my mouth engages before my brain gets a chance to intervene. Now, I blame this QOTW... A whole week of reading about complete and utter filth...

Jokingly, I say: "I'm sure you've had worse than that on those in your time."

Didn't go down too well. Hope my boss doesn't hear about it. God, this QOTW's gotta end soon before I'm handed my P45 or get arrested for gross indecency, or worse still, accidentally fuck a fat bird.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:26, 6 replies)

Good tale..
A hit! we have a hit!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:38, closed)

Wrong
No-one accidently fucks a fat bird they only accidently get found out (I.e getting drunk and spilling the beans)
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 13:51, closed)

this indeed
that, or being seen in her grasp
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:56, closed)

Cowards they are
from a fat bird

blows a raspberry

and no thats not a fetish

although, you never know with some folks ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)

'Accidentally'?
What, you might fall in?

teeheeheeheehee
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 18:31, closed)

Stop kidding yourself
You would've said it anyway, even if this week's QOTW had been completely innocuous.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:55, closed)